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tl;dr: i need your help to make this blog better and i'm not above emotional manipulation to get it, lol! take the october 2024 reader survey now.
hey mi gente! 👋🏽
you know that feeling when you're at a party and someone's telling a story, but they keep going off on tangents? and you're standing there, drink in hand, wondering if this story has a point?
well, i've been worried that's what i'm doing here with this blog. 😅
look, i could try to be cool about this, but instead i'm going with desperate and needy (it's my brand, after all).
i want this space to be everything you need it to be. whether that's more deep dives into puerto rican politics, more hillcrest gossip, or fewer stories about my ongoing war with the squirrels in university heights (but seriously, they're plotting something).
this survey will take you approximately 5 minutes. that's less time than:
watching one tiktok compilation of cats knocking things off tables
trying to decide if you should text your ex (don't!)
attempting to explain to your abuela why you're still single
pretending to understand crypto
as an incentive, i promise to:
never use the phrase "thank you for coming to my ted talk" (it’s overused and cliche)
stop making jokes about my emotional baggage (okay, this one's a lie)
consider using capital letters (just kidding, never happening)
share an embarrassing story about my awkward republican phase
plus, you'll get the satisfaction of knowing you've helped shape this little corner of the internet into something even more chef's kiss spectacular.
so what do you say? ready to be the hero this blog needs? click that survey button.
do it for the culture. do it for the community. do it because you're procrastinating on something else right now anyway. (i know i am…)
hasta la próxima, mis amores! 💖
edgard✊🏽🌈
p.s. if you're reading this while procrastinating at work, i respect that energy and i support you. but also, take the survey first, then get back to pretending to work on that spreadsheet.
p.p.s. yes, the squirrels are still watching me. no, i will not elaborate at this time.